
So, best news of the day is that I just got hired at my current Elementary School (Art City in Springville) to teach 6th grade next year! Teaching 6th grade has always been a dream of mine, but now I can't believe it's real. I am terrified, excited, happy, thrilled, nervous, stressed, overwhelmed, just about everything. I can't wait to begin though! I keep looking at my fourth graders and hoping I get them in a few years also. It will be tough to say goodbye, but I'm ready for a new challenge. 6th grade here I come! :) I thought I would add a little teacher joke to go along with the great news:
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TEACHER?
1. You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which onebelongs to the child out of line.
2. You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.
3. You walk into a store and hear the words "It's Mrs./Mr._________" and know you have been spotted.
4. You have 25 people that accidentally call you Mom/Dad at onetime or another.
5. You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty-five minutes.
6. You've trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distincttimes of the day: lunch and prep period.
7. You start saving other people's trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub forsomething in the classroom.
8. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice towork 7 to 3 and have summers off."
9. You believe chocolate is a food group.
10. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
11. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyonesays "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
12. You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correcttheir behavior when you are out in public.
13. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
14. You can't pass the school supply aisle without getting atleast five items!
15. You ask your friends if the left hand turn he just made was a"good choice or a bad choice."
16. You find beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils.
17. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.and finally...
18. You understand instantaneously why a child behaves a certainway after meeting his or her parents.